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[Aug. 10th, 2006|08:12 am]
doctor_eljay
Hello, my minions.

Many of you probably wonder why I do not update often. It's because being an internet doctor is very hard work!! There are people left and right who need my services, and sometimes I have to fill in for my sister, Vet El Jay.

But seriously. This is somewhat of a puppet journal, if you haven't figured it out already. The owner has not yet figured out the fine art of trolling, and, being an avid LJ user, is hesistant to be banninated.

However, if you ever think there is someone who needs my services, feel free to drop me a comment so I can pay them a visit!
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[User Picture]From: sarakenobi
2006-08-10 12:22 pm (UTC)
oh Dr ElJay you should come out and play more often!
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From: xfairy_lattex
2006-08-10 01:01 pm (UTC)

I' need you <3

Wanna work for me? ;-)

I would love to find more about the bitch who made me feel forced to change journals...



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[User Picture]From: kandi_bomber
2006-08-10 03:30 pm (UTC)
omgwtfbbq!!1!! you are not a REAL doctor?

bahaha, I think everyone is "pregnant" needs you..STAT
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[User Picture]From: _brokenhalo_
2006-08-10 03:43 pm (UTC)
omgwtfbbq!!1!! you are not a REAL doctor?

This is what I was thinking. I'm SHOCKED!
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[User Picture]From: doctor_eljay
2006-08-10 03:44 pm (UTC)
I AM A REAL INTERNET DOCTOR
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[User Picture]From: kandi_bomber
2006-08-10 03:30 pm (UTC)
everyone IN pregnant.
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[User Picture]From: noncalorsedumor
2006-08-10 03:52 pm (UTC)
Maybe we could find questions online, post links to them here, but then you could answer them here instead of in the original community ("you do not troll; you snark"). You'd be like Dear Abby, but for lj morons.

pregnant could have its own day. Pregnant Pfridays!
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