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[May. 27th, 2006|11:07 pm]
doctor_eljay
Hay guys.

I'm sad I don't have more friends. People need to friend me, I am often summoned, but apparently, people only want me for my amazing internet medical advice.

And just a quick announcement for stupid people:

BUTTSECKS CANNOT GET YOU PREGNANT UNLESS HE PUTS HIS POOPY COVERED WANG IN YOUR VAGINA.
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[User Picture]From: ingenious_one
2006-05-30 12:59 am (UTC)
ew that'd cause a nasty UTI right?
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[User Picture]From: doctor_eljay
2006-05-30 01:00 am (UTC)
And a poop-covered baby, if it resulted in pregnancy.
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[User Picture]From: ingenious_one
2006-05-30 01:08 am (UTC)
OMG E.COLI OHNOEZ
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