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[Sep. 7th, 2006|02:31 pm]
doctor_eljay
Why hello again, my little pregnant friends.

I'd just like to inform you that you are all horrible parents, horrible examples of pregnant women, and that you should all have an abortion ASAP.

OKAY?!
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[User Picture]From: alli_lou
2006-09-07 06:41 pm (UTC)
Oh, Doctor Eljay! I was afraid you had left the world of LJ!!!
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[User Picture]From: doctor_eljay
2006-09-07 06:43 pm (UTC)
No, my child, I am always here, waiting, watching. When you are weak, I will carry you.

amen.
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[User Picture]From: buboniclou
2006-09-08 12:19 am (UTC)
BUT WILL YOU CARRY MY CHIPS???
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[User Picture]From: sarakenobi
2006-09-07 06:47 pm (UTC)
YOUR MOM SHOULD HAVE AN ABORTION.

oops too late.
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[User Picture]From: dragonfly_magik
2006-09-07 10:40 pm (UTC)
I was just today wondering where you were!!!!!

glad to have you and your infinite wisdom!!!!
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[User Picture]From: lizardjee
2006-09-07 10:41 pm (UTC)
oh thank you oh great doc. i have been waiting for grand words of wisdom from you.. ;P
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[User Picture]From: smldada9801
2006-09-08 01:59 am (UTC)
Dear Dr. Eljay,

In light of your recent advice, while not currently preggers, should I get a preventative abortion or abort my dog?
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