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(no subject) [Mar. 31st, 2007|06:19 pm]
doctor_eljay
Hello my friends.

I'm very sorry I have not been around. My rotations at the e-hospital have been insane.
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(no subject) [Sep. 12th, 2006|01:52 pm]
doctor_eljay
ATTENTION EVERYONE

I HAVE A COMMUNITY JUST FOR ME AND HOW AWESOME I AM

ask_dr_lj

I totally pwn you.
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(no subject) [Sep. 7th, 2006|02:31 pm]
doctor_eljay
Why hello again, my little pregnant friends.

I'd just like to inform you that you are all horrible parents, horrible examples of pregnant women, and that you should all have an abortion ASAP.

OKAY?!
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(no subject) [Aug. 26th, 2006|09:56 am]
doctor_eljay
OH HAY GUYZ

So, any recommendations for communities where you think my presence would be helpful?
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(no subject) [Aug. 10th, 2006|08:12 am]
doctor_eljay
Hello, my minions.

Many of you probably wonder why I do not update often. It's because being an internet doctor is very hard work!! There are people left and right who need my services, and sometimes I have to fill in for my sister, Vet El Jay.

But seriously. This is somewhat of a puppet journal, if you haven't figured it out already. The owner has not yet figured out the fine art of trolling, and, being an avid LJ user, is hesistant to be banninated.

However, if you ever think there is someone who needs my services, feel free to drop me a comment so I can pay them a visit!
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(no subject) [May. 27th, 2006|11:07 pm]
doctor_eljay
Hay guys.

I'm sad I don't have more friends. People need to friend me, I am often summoned, but apparently, people only want me for my amazing internet medical advice.

And just a quick announcement for stupid people:

BUTTSECKS CANNOT GET YOU PREGNANT UNLESS HE PUTS HIS POOPY COVERED WANG IN YOUR VAGINA.
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(no subject) [May. 26th, 2006|10:16 am]
doctor_eljay
Apparently, amipregnant doesn't appreciate the advice of doctor_eljay.

They don't know what they are missing.
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